Adults Only!
December 11, 2012 Leave a Comment
Adults only
NUDE SANTA —–
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For crying out loud. Act your age. There is no Santa !
A man, in his mid 80s, walks into a bar
November 7, 2012 2 Comments
A gentleman in his mid eighties walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.
Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady.
The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, “So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?”
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September 10, 2012 Leave a Comment
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What was the name of that restaurant?
August 26, 2012 Leave a Comment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’
Dull Daily Chores — they’re good for us — they burn calories
August 23, 2012 2 Comments
They burn more calories than some Olympic events:
This is from The Economist — to read the article, click here