Old rancher’s mail-order bride

Old rancher trimmed

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a ‘mail order’ bride. [Read more…]

Annual Physical Exam — samples needed

nurse wants your underwear

April 1 in X-ray lab

April 1 ashes

 

6 Secrets to Longevity

Longevity

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above.

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” [Read more…]

“You’ve got mail” — really?

You got mail

Sistine Chapel “Smoke Watch” for new pope is over — but you can still watch — YouTube

Smoke Watch is overClick here to watch a video of the white smoke emerging and hear the roar of the crowd in St. Peter’s Square

Burned-Out Headlights —— a Survey

  burned out headlight

For a couple of years, for some reason, I’ve been  noticing burned out headlights. It seemed like headlights were burned out a lot, and usually the drivers side (left in US). Another “Dull Club” friend of mine suggested doing a survey to see what the “truth” really was. [Read more…]

Fast absorbing vitamins —— why fast? —— because they’re liquid

Passion 4 Life

•  Provides lots of energy

•  Nicer to use than hard-to-swallow pills

•  Tastes good

•  Many testimonials, including Regis Philbin

Sickeningly high hospital & medical costs — laid bare in “Time”

brill.pill9.inddClick here to read this gigantic article in Time

Or go out right now and buy this week’s Time.

The author, Steven Brill, was interviewed recently on NPR — click here

“Don’t Die” — 3 Essential Truths for Your Fulfilled and Happy Life (regardless of your age)

Don't Die