An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message. She wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.”
“If you are laughing, send me your smile.”
“If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip.”
“If you are crying, send me your tears.”
“I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet — would you like to reconsider?”
