I’ll confess… I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She

looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and

I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

 

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s

Double. ‘What’s that?’ I asked.

 

‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said. As my mind began to

embrace the idea, I wondered what her daughter really looked like, so I said,

‘No, I haven’t.’

 

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, ‘Tonight’s your lucky

night’. So we went back to her place. She turned on the hall light and shouted

upstairs, ‘Mom, you still awake?’